Dramatic scenes in Virtual Motorsport Racing as it was revealed that the team boss of Holy Racing has ordered his team to put peanuts in the engines of rival teams. Jesusss denies any allegations, dismissing it as nonsense.
Pillow fight between the teams
The lead driver of Holy Racing, Dumberoni, revealed in a recorded conversation, that Jesusss had ordered him to put peanuts and other food items into the engine of the One-One Designs – McLaren car, belonging to Matray. Dumberoni has later distanced himself from the recordings, dismissing them as something Matray had fabricated himself, and then blaming Holy Racing.
-I have nothing to do with this, this is something Renji and Matray have done themselves, and then blamed us. They thought peanuts were the new version of nitro, but you can be so stupid, so Matray only has himself, and Elon Musk, to thank for breaking the car at Silverstone, Dumberoni stated.
One-One Designs strongly distances itself from the claims coming from Holy Racing, and believes they are talking nonsense. At the same time, several supporters of the two teams have clashed in the streets of Mogadishu, where serious injuries have been reported, and three deaths so far. The deaths came as a result of three supporters jumping from a moving car. Anonymous sources report that they were supporters of One-One Designs, as they have not been taught not to jump from moving cars.
The team boss for Holy Racing has chosen not to condole the deaths, as Jesus himself stated that no one condoled when he was crucified, so he refuses to condole today.
–Fuck The Jesusss, Renji stated to the media.
